How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
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Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
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my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me