Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?