He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
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I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?