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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
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In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it