Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
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I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?