Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
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She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...