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he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
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