I got copblocked.
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I deserve this hangover.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
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I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals