I got copblocked.
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I deserve this hangover.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals