I got copblocked.
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I deserve this hangover.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals