There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.