There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.