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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
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