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she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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