Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
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my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.