All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier