I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs