weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory