Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.