She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
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there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.