and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
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I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot