Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"