Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.