One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.