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One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+

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(704): One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+ http://tfl.nu/62eq

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I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is

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(704 ): I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is http://tfl.nu/z1kt

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she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"

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(704): she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out" http://tfl.nu/fktd

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my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'

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(704): my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!' http://tfl.nu/sd3c

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see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it

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(704): see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it http://tfl.nu/o2df

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he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.

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(704): he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen. http://tfl.nu/oi0t

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We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.

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If you're joking I'm going to be sad

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(704): We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's. (919): If you're joking I'm going to be sad http://tfl.nu/jh0h

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They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating

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(704): They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating http://tfl.nu/axfv

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I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.

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(704): I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing. http://tfl.nu/dymp

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The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.

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(704): The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it. http://tfl.nu/e919

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Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.

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(704): Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker. http://tfl.nu/w3ss

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I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.

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oh, you finally did the dishes then?

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No, bought new ones.

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(980): I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight. (704): oh, you finally did the dishes then? (980): No, bought new ones. http://tfl.nu/21up

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Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?

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Why wouldn't there be.

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(704): Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower? (954): Why wouldn't there be. http://tfl.nu/wwnv

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Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?

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(704): Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right? http://tfl.nu/9j2v

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We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?

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(704): We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You? http://tfl.nu/j4cx

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