Last Night in North Carolina (704)

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  I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.

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  Her vagina smelled like bad decisions

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  I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.

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  ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'

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  so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...

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  i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!

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  She brought up feelings... her days are numbered

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  Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.

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  I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.

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  How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?

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  Salt in an open wound right now.

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  so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.

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  IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.

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  I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.

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  Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.

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  Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.

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