Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
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I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
All of them.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
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I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed