My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls