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my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg

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(423): my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg http://tfl.nu/cjr9

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today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married

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(423): today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married http://tfl.nu/xv8o

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small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party

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so no drinking for you?

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don't be silly

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(615): small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party (423): so no drinking for you? (615): don't be silly http://tfl.nu/xiol

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What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."

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Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.

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No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.

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(814): What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners." (423): Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A. (814): No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay. http://tfl.nu/o5wb

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headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home

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(423): headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home http://tfl.nu/dqj3

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I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.

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I honestly don't know what to make of that.

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A ham sandwich would be nice.

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(423): I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich. (1-423): I honestly don't know what to make of that. (423): A ham sandwich would be nice. http://tfl.nu/fg3s

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it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.

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(423): it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise. http://tfl.nu/943e

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so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.

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(423): so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win. http://tfl.nu/dvpb

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I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!

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I don't wanna die...

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(423): I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!! (615): I don't wanna die... http://tfl.nu/h1ht

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How'd it feel making her break her religion?

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(423): How'd it feel making her break her religion? http://tfl.nu/mxtg

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just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party

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(423): just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party http://tfl.nu/zlvv

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ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now

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(423): ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now http://tfl.nu/2rfn

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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...

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I'm eager to hear this explaination.

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(423): Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog... (1-423): I'm eager to hear this explaination. http://tfl.nu/jgrb

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I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.

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(423): I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow. http://tfl.nu/5s6y

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She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.

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(423): She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21. http://tfl.nu/keb8

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