There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
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I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.