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I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room

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haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?

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(225): I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room (1-225): haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom? http://tfl.nu/q6me

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i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip

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whats a bus flip?

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idk but apparently i invented it

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(225): i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip (1-225): whats a bus flip? (225): idk but apparently i invented it http://tfl.nu/n87k

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I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.

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Who won?

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All of them.

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(225): I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away. (504): Who won? (225): All of them. http://tfl.nu/xlra

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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.

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(225): all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices. http://tfl.nu/vgow

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things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.

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(225): things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control. http://tfl.nu/aw3o

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what day is it and did you see me today?

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(225): what day is it and did you see me today? http://tfl.nu/sgc7

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were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever

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(225): were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever http://tfl.nu/h34v

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Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas

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(225): Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas http://tfl.nu/fkrh

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Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee

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(225): Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee http://tfl.nu/zf15

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Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.

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(225): Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING. http://tfl.nu/893j

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finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day

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(225): finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day http://tfl.nu/v7qa

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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us

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(225): She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us http://tfl.nu/zfzd

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at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?

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(225): at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end? http://tfl.nu/7mqc

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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.

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(225): walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans. http://tfl.nu/3s10

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I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.

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(225): I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one. http://tfl.nu/gflz

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