Last Night in Louisiana (225)

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  I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room

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  haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?

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  i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip

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  whats a bus flip?

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  idk but apparently i invented it

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  I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.

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  Who won?

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  All of them.

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  all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.

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  things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.

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  were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever

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  what day is it and did you see me today?

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  Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas

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  Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee

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  Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.

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  finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day

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  She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us

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  walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.

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  at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?

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