If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us