do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.