Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
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Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me