I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I believe in your delicious
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No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.