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You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.

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you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.

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IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.

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(732): You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home. (732): you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato. (732): IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME. http://tfl.nu/cjpu

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So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid

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(732): So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid http://tfl.nu/ju72

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So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.

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(732): So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury. http://tfl.nu/d7aw

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My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.

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(732): My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe. http://tfl.nu/2f1v

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Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.

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You live a charmed life.

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(848): Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left. (732): You live a charmed life. http://tfl.nu/9usd

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sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...

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I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.

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(201): sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now... (732): I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by. http://tfl.nu/2bov

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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers

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(732): He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers http://tfl.nu/7nw7

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My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.

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(732): My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally. http://tfl.nu/1mf9

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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while

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(732): i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while http://tfl.nu/tvzl

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I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.

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(732): I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster. http://tfl.nu/5e26

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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?

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(732): Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin? http://tfl.nu/cmet

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Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.

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(732): Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train. http://tfl.nu/hytn

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I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.

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(732): I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night. http://tfl.nu/l68a

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Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.

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all 3? possibly?

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I think I'm up to the challenge.

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(410): Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone. (732): all 3? possibly? (410): I think I'm up to the challenge. http://tfl.nu/jtli

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I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero

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(732): I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero http://tfl.nu/o55w

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