Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
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OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days