I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I'm bleeding and have questions
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.