I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Don't tell me you're on acid again
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.