Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets