Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
These 25 Irresponsible People Blew All Their Cash On Drugs, Booze, & Sex
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Don't tell me you're on acid again