I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
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Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.