there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
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