Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.