Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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