In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
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She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?