i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
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