Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I cut my penus on the lid.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
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I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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