130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth