i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
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