he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
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He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
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You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass