So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.