shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Is This New Dating App Elitist…Or Genius?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that