She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends