i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society