I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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